Jeffry's Random Shit On The Internet

Social Media Douchebag Pick up lines #smdpickup
  • All my media is social, girl. Wanna see my ROI?
  • I wanna scrape your index, girl.
  • Let me exploit your social graph, girl.
  • Let me track your conversion, girl.

Feel free think of ones of your one and hashtag them with #smdpickup!